After gym re-generator : Scrambled eggs with Ham and Gorgonzola

Back home from the gym, starving but so tired that only thinking about cooking something will make you throw up?

That's your problem and I couldn't care less, but this is what you could have done instead of being a lazy ass and shoving popcorn in the microwave for dinner.

You could have fried half an onion with some butter. 

You could have waited until the onion was yellow and then you could have added a slice of Ham cut into small pieces.

After 2 minutes you could have added nice chunks of Gorgonzola cheese and kept on cooking for another couple of minutes.

You could have added 3 free range eggs...

...mixed with the fork and cooked for 4/5 minutes on high fire.

and a delicious after gym re-generator would have been ready!

But you are an idiot, now go and choke on your disgusting popcorn!

Gobshite!