Ipse Dixit - Paolo Tullio loves us

I know it well, you are an uncultured moron and have no clue what "Ipse Dixit" means. No it's not French, it's the mother of all languages: Latin. OK now you googled it and you know it means "He, himself, said it", well done!

Paolo "Master of Food" Tullio has spoken and He Himself unequivocally declared his love for us. In all fairness we never had any doubts, a human being that avails of superior taste like Paolo MoF Tullio cannot possibly not love us.

Hang on, you didn't get me, he doesn't love you, he loves us!

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It's now clear there is only a place on the web where you can have fun be insulted for free and learn to cook some wonderful food, if you don't get it just fuck off and eat your frozen fish fingers. Gobshite!

UPDATE!!!

The top echelon of Irish cuisine agree on our greatness, Tom Doorley in flesh and blood is the latest connoisseur declaring his love for us.

If you know about food and want to share your love, tweet us @pi_kitchen, we might still insult you but hey, it's all for free!